Dis 1
The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.
bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude's face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.
ayon kay HarryAscholl ika-24 ng Nobyembre, 2015
Nob 30
When you are peeing or shitting and your dick touches the urinal / toilet where other dicks probably have been.
I was shitting comfortably when suddenly my dick feels cold like an angel's touch.
ayon kay YoungJanitor ika-27 ng Nobyembre, 2015
Nob 29
Used to describe certain activities that are popular within the Caucasian community that People of Color don't usually participate in.
Keith: "Hey guys, would you like to go hiking and camping with me this weekend? Maybe do a little hang gliding if the wind conditions are right."

Darren and Diego look at each another.

Darren: "Does he mean he wants us to go white peopling with him?"

Diego: "I think so bruh."
ayon kay Beantown ika-03 ng Nobyembre, 2015
Nob 28
What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.
I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"
ayon kay goodlord! ika-24 ng Nobyembre, 2015
Nob 27
When you get the great idea to start making ToDo lists at work, of which's items only a fraction get done. As the list grows after a few days, weeks, whatever, you begin to realize you've made a huge list of things you intended to do but never got done.
Every morning at work, I add more things I should do to my didn't do list, then go on an hour and a half coffee break to flirt with the girl downstairs and otherwise waste company time.
ayon kay Turd__Ferguson ika-02 ng Nobyembre, 2015
Nob 26
The exhaustion and sick feeling you get when you have too much sex
Guy 1: Jamie fucked seven times in one day and then threw up.

Guy 2: Sounds like major sex sickness
ayon kay Skeleton Chief ika-02 ng Nobyembre, 2015
Nob 25
A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.
She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.
ayon kay Hooded Solider ika-02 ng Nobyembre, 2015
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