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A person who enters and occupies a public restroom stall adjacent to a stall that is already occupied despite the fact that there were other stalls available that would have allowed a buffer, negatively affecting the enjoyment of your activity. An offense similar to occupying the middle urinal.
I went to take a dump at the mall and had the whole bathroom to myself! Then just as I get ready to go, some asshole walks in and takes the stall next to me. I said 'Dude, can you take the next one down? I don't want to be stall brothers'.
ayon kay CuseWick ika-04 ng Agosto, 2015
In cereal, there is two different ways to make it. Pouring the cereal, or the milk first in the bowl. People generally pour in the cereal first. "Pouring the milk first" is considered wrong. People who pour the milk first, shouldn't be trusted.
I had my friend over, and for breakfast he was "pouring the milk first." I will never see him the same way again.
ayon kay Swaggy Boy ika-05 ng Agosto, 2015
A poop that comes on so suddenly that one fears they may not be able to make it to the toilet.
"I'm glad I got to the bathroom when I did, I've got a major emergenturd."
ayon kay CamLT ika-03 ng Agosto, 2015
Someone or something that exubes an aura of pedophilia, such as a creepy old man with candy or an older van with tinted windows.
Watch out for the neighbor, he is sooooo pedolicious. Dude drives a pedovan and everything.
ayon kay Acidgrey ika-29 ng Hulyo, 2015
Brain freeze caused from rapidly slurping down a frozen margarita beverage.
My girlfriend gets a wicked margraine when she tries to drink her frozen margarita too fast to get high.
ayon kay Whalebunny ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2015
When you find a cockroach in your apartment right before going to bed and your girlfriend is too freaked out to have sex.
"I swear to god, those damn cockroaches only show up on nights when I'm going to get some. Cockroach blocked again."
ayon kay Aemar ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2015
What Obama calls his broccoli
Thanks Michelle for making me some Broc Obama and Cheese
ayon kay Shshsjjsnsnsnzn ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2015