May 5
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."

person 2: "spwl"
#s.p.w.l. #lol #spwling #lmao #rofl
ayon kay swplGuy ika-29 ng Oktubre, 2009
May 4
Adulting (v): to do grown up things and hold responsibilities such as, a 9-5 job, a mortgage/rent, a car payment, or anything else that makes one think of grown ups.
Used in a sentence: Jane is adulting quite well today as she is on time for work promptly at 8am and appears well groomed.
#adulting #responsible #responsibilities #bills #grown up
ayon kay Kguarna ika-05 ng Hunyo, 2015
May 3
An imaginary female that a male lies about having sex with.
Mike was bragging about having sex with Lucinda, who we all know is his Ivaginary Friend.
ayon kay Nathan Lucas Scott ika-02 ng Mayo, 2016
May 2
Burritoing (Verb) - The act of wrapping yourself in multiple blankets, nearing, but not reaching, the point of suffocation.
Cam was burritoing while watching a movie! He was so comfy wrapped up in all the blankets!
#cuddling #snuggling #comforting #comfy #cozy #bundled
ayon kay Toasty Tortilla ika-10 ng Pebrero, 2014
May 1
another word for chillin.

hanging out

in the house doing you.
john: hey wassup what you been up to?

Michael: nothing just been coolin with the homies
#chillin #hangin #relaxin #chillaxin #sleepin
ayon kay Dee Sparx ika-24 ng Hunyo, 2009
Abr 30
When one rests their head on breast while cuddling. Fondling may or may not happen.
Rodrick gave Jess a boob cuddle last night
ayon kay CaptainsMissSlickbooty ika-25 ng Abril, 2016
Abr 29
A hood term used to describe when a man has not had sexual intercourse for a prolonged period of time.
Guy: Dude I just fucked the hottest bitch last night!

Other guy: Aw man that sounds amazing. I haven't banged anybody in months.

Guy: Daaaaamn you got dusty balls boy!
ayon kay Shrekluvr69 ika-26 ng Abril, 2016
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