May 29
The animal mascot of the awkward moment.

When you're in an awkward moment, place your hands on top of each other, and spin your thumbs forward. Thus creating the creature know as awkward turtle.
Oh my god, so I was talking to Becky about STDs and I forgot she had syphillis... it was mad awkward turtle
ayon kay Final Attempt ika-06 ng Setyembre, 2005
May 28
What gets all over anything you read.

The reason so many bookworms wear glasses is to keep from getting eyetracks on their fanzines, magazines and books.
"Sorry -- this book is no longer mint; I got my eyetracks all over it."
ayon kay rich brown ika-11 ng Agosto, 2004
May 27
Repeats with new scenes. Originated from The Office: NBC wanted to spice things up a bit without creating more episodes, so they cut new scenes into their old episodes.
"Did you see that newpeat of Jim and Pam from the office last Thursday?"
ayon kay b to the rizzle ika-20 ng Marso, 2007
May 26
The entirety of creation that relates to one specific, narcissistic individual. Used to indicate that a particular person has knowledge only of him or herself -- their universe consists only of them.
If you moved outside of your youniverse for five seconds you'd understand that people aren't homeless out of choice.
ayon kay antimorph ika-09 ng Mayo, 2007
May 25
To manipulate events and situations in order to make a person believe that he or she is crazy.

From the 1944 movie with Charles Boyer and Ingrid Bergman.
He kept stealing her keys and putting them in the freezer in order to gaslight her.
ayon kay wolfie toutomoutochan ika-11 ng Pebrero, 2005
May 24
What Was I Looking For? Acronym for phrase describing wasting time sufing online, with no results.
Yikes, I've been surfing online for 7 hours and everybody's mad at me, plus I haven't found anything useful or important. WWILF?
ayon kay Noll ika-10 ng Abril, 2007
May 23
An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
ayon kay stogoe ika-24 ng Abril, 2007

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