Peb 1
ACB
Mnemonic device for "Air Conditioner Booty": a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.
Holly's ACB was knocking peoples' drinks off the table last night.
ayon kay duct_tape_wallet ika-19 ng Disyembre, 2005
Ene 31
Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
ayon kay Ardouche ika-28 ng Enero, 2008
Ene 30
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
ayon kay ScottySlave ika-17 ng Enero, 2008
Ene 29
When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"
ayon kay american-wife ika-24 ng Enero, 2008
Ene 28
A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
You wanna know who broke your window?
Yo.
ayon kay *subject name here* ika-11 ng Enero, 2008
Ene 27
A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
ayon kay MC Gee ika-23 ng Enero, 2008
Ene 26
Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.
"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."
ayon kay ckarlo ika-23 ng Enero, 2008
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