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A term used to describe the technological prowess of an individual, usually in an internet community. Factors that engorge the e-penis include bandwidth, computer speed, hard drive size, size of DVD collection, and an impressive frag count in any number of popular first person shooters.
ayon kay requires a microscope ika-29 ng Marso, 2004
People who join a gym after the New Year, only to quit going within 3 months.
I couldn't find a free treadmill, the place was crawling with resolutionarys.
ayon kay Vincent11 ika-11 ng Nobyembre, 2006
The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
ayon kay Fatbox ika-04 ng Enero, 2006
A famous stupid person. Typically refers to the current crop of vapid celebrities.
Celebutard Paris Hilton got the name of her own videogame wrong.
ayon kay Surge2010 ika-19 ng Mayo, 2006
The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.
I woke up next to five bottles of Jägermeister and a pile of confetti on National Hangover Day.
ayon kay Limbo ika-26 ng Disyembre, 2005
Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.
Dude, their playing Auld Lang Syne for the New Years special on t.v.
ayon kay OnceLer ika-01 ng Enero, 2006
A fictional organization to refer people to when you do not care what they are whining about.
Him: ohh emm geee, there are so meany haxxors in teh servar..!!!!11
Me: care police?
Me: care police?
ayon kay #care-police ika-15 ng Agosto, 2004