Okt 17
A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.

It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.

A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.

Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!

Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!

Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.

Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
ayon kay Triggur ika-16 ng Oktubre, 2006
Okt 16
A song or advertising jingle annoyingly stuck in your head.
I've got a Tune Wedgie. 'Rudolf the Rednose Raindeer' keeps playing in my head.

No, don't sing the Barney theme song! You'll give me a Tune Wedgie.
ayon kay david somers ika-11 ng Oktubre, 2006
Okt 15
A bad beating or ass whooping.
If that kid keeps talkin bout me ima give him tha business

*Bizness
ayon kay SpYdA [GFM] ika-24 ng Hunyo, 2004
Okt 14
1. to call one out on a complete flasehood

2. an expression of distaste or aggrivation

3. to have found something at odds with a generally accepted truth
1. "i am the coolest person in the world"
"i call bullshit"

2. "we've got a 15 page paper due tommarow boyo, and it has to be written entirely in sanskrit"
"i call bullshit"

3. "george w. bush is a great president"
"i call bullshit"
ayon kay thought of this years ago ika-01 ng Oktubre, 2006
Okt 13
A car or truck with an altered suspension, such that the car rides low to the ground. May or may not include hydraulics and specialized wheels. See also lowrider.
"...hitting the corners in those low lows girl"
ayon kay Brett ika-17 ng Pebrero, 2005
Okt 12
A hype, energetic, outgoing, wilding out state of mind.
Whenever I hit the bar my mind goes into beast mode.
ayon kay gmoney ika-19 ng Setyembre, 2003
Okt 11
N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road

(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!
ayon kay Jose b ika-08 ng Oktubre, 2006

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