Dis 30
somebody who is fucking your mom and is not your real dad. sometimes called "Step-Douche", "Step-Ass" and so on.
Alyssa: Why are you so sad?
Jess: My step-fucker just found me smoking grass.
ayon kay PhobiaOfEvertything ika-28 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 29
When you watch Netflix alone and jerk off.
As Ryan stared into his television screen he realized that this Netflix and Jill session would end more quickly than he anticipated.

Toward the end of Drew's Netflix and Jill session he realized that he ruined a good pair of socks
ayon kay Little Guy RyRy ika-22 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 28
A person suffering from severe constipation.
Doug has been fecally challenged ever since he started taking his psych meds.
ayon kay frenchie 312 ika-23 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 27
someone who likes all your Instagram pictures and gives you shoutouts and acts like Yall a couple over instagram
Dang who this girl liking all ya pics on IG?

That's my Instagram Bae
ayon kay CrisTheGarza ika-25 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 26
A girl calling her man daddy like "Fuck me daddy"
-"I love when she calls me daddy"
-"Oh, you mean daddy talk?"
ayon kay idk idk idk idk idk idk ika-25 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 25
Being Single
I Am Forever Alone.
ayon kay FOREVER ALONE ika-16 ng Enero, 2011
Dis 24
n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
ayon kay gnemo ika-16 ng Nobyembre, 2009
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