Dis 25
Being Single
I Am Forever Alone.
ayon kay FOREVER ALONE ika-16 ng Enero, 2011
Dis 24
n. One who texts while walking, usually unaware of their surroundings.
John spilled hot coffee all over himself when the petextrian ahead of him stopped short.
ayon kay gnemo ika-16 ng Nobyembre, 2009
Dis 23
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
ayon kay Maximus Aurelius ika-28 ng Mayo, 2009
Dis 20
Acquired during the deepest stages of a much-needed restful night; when you're so sleep, you sleep through alarms, often with mouth ajar, face planted against the sheets.
I tried to wake you up in time for the bus but you were in a deep ugly sleep. I couldn't bring myself to interrupt
ayon kay Dante_ck ika-11 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 19
Someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they don't have enough cash to pay their bills or buy food,
she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay her rent.
ayon kay groomergirl ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 18
I'm down. I'm cool with that. I fucks with that.
"Y'all like this party?"

"Yeah I fuz"
ayon kay Dcbiz ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2015
Dis 17
What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.
"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."
ayon kay TheThrowawayofJustice ika-11 ng Disyembre, 2015
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