May 11
Taking a dick pick angling the camera up towards ones face, covering your head with your dick head. Resulting in an image of a dick with arms.
"Bro my dickheading game is on point today "
ayon kay TonyTitan ika-02 ng Mayo, 2016
May 10
A common misspelling of the word "pundit," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
A political pundint says radical /hatefull things to continue getting attention from the media.
ayon kay SpellsPunditCorrectly ika-28 ng Setyembre, 2008
May 9
Morning (AM) bowel movement (BM). The first poop of the day, almost always taken immediately upon awakening in the morning.

A "beer dump" is a type of AM BM, but not all AM BMs are beer dumps.
"I can't even start my day with some coffee until I've had my AM BM."

"I didn't have time for my AM BM this morning so I've had to hold that sh*t in all f*cking morning."
ayon kay synthbeatz ika-18 ng Mayo, 2010
May 8
honest to god, I swear on my mother!
Look joe, on my mama five o rolled up and we broke camp like a mother fucker!!
ayon kay tim t. ika-18 ng Nobyembre, 2004
May 7
Someone who doesn't know how to read an emoji.
I sent Tyler an emoji and he didn't understand, so he asked me what it meant. He is clearly emoji illiterate, but I can teach him the meaning to all of them.
ayon kay The Googly King ika-02 ng Mayo, 2016
May 6
Boys smell like basic laundry detergent, plain soap, a little bit of protein powder, and fresh rubber.
*Walks into boy's dorm/apartment*
"It has a strong boy smell in here."
ayon kay Bigboy1213 ika-02 ng Mayo, 2016
May 5
text talk acronym standing for 'stroking penis while laughing'
person 1: "I opened my personal laptop at a company meeting today. I forgot that the battery died while watching a porno last night. It was ten seconds of slurping, spitting and gagging. It was my first day."

person 2: "spwl"
ayon kay swplGuy ika-29 ng Oktubre, 2009
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