Ago 9
a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.
Damn I'm driving the speed limit and that texas driver behind me is all over my rear bumper!
ayon kay tacocheeze ika-06 ng Agosto, 2016
Ago 8
When you send or receive a text that is so long that you need to scroll down.
Jane: "So... Did you hear from that sexy fireman from the bar?"
Jill: "Yeah, but no dice. He paratexted me. What a weirdo."
ayon kay AstroFox ika-05 ng Agosto, 2016
Ago 7
An excuse used by shitty people to deny ownership or knowledge of their bad qualities. Can also be used to devalue and avoid change or responsibility over what the other person said to them. In either case, the speaker feigns surprise at these "new" and "unexpected" things they are being told.

Translates directly into "you've taken all my shit before, why the sudden backbone?" and/or "I've known this for awhile, but why bring it up now?"
Ellie: You lie to my face and behind my back, we only hang out when you need something, you ditch me the second you get a boyfriend and come running back the second he leaves you, and you give me your clothes that are too tight and then tell people you gave them to me because they were too big. You're a bad friend, and I'm so done with you.
Christie: Whoah, where is this coming from?

Dan: We've been friends for a long time and obviously you know I like you because I go above and beyond the call of duty of friendship, so now that you're single, maybe we can go on a date?
Jamie: A date? Like romantic? But you're my friend. Where is this coming from?
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ayon kay WordsmithOwl ika-06 ng Agosto, 2016
Ago 4
When a women texts you using more than one "y" it means they like or have a crush on you.
Girl: Heyyyy
Boy: Hi
Girl: I like you.
Boy: I know... You used more than one "y".
ayon kay Drunk_Assassin ika-03 ng Agosto, 2016
Ago 1
The act of taking your bra off after a long day and letting them be free.
I can't wait to get home from work and let my girls hang
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ayon kay Elizapple ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2016
Hul 31
A rude assholelike person. originated in pittsburgh
"Yinz were acting like jagoffs the other night, all drunk on Ahrns n'at"
ayon kay Beer_jedi ika-28 ng Oktubre, 2003
Hul 29
When a person ejalculates while playing the game "Pokemon go." This usually occurs near spawn points of legendary/rare Pokemon.
Kevin is that Mewtew??

Kevin: *pokemon goos self*
ayon kay Swaggyswoog ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2016
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