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Falafel that is heaven in your mouth. The opposite of falawesome is falawful.
The falafel at Pita Hut is falawesome! It's a nice change from the disgusting falawful that I've been eating.
ayon kay "Manny" and "Steve" ;) ika-03 ng Mayo, 2009
When one side of a lace becomes longer due to tying and untying.
These Chucks are suffering from Shoelace Drift! The right side of my lace is like 3 inches longer then the left, Man
ayon kay Gilbert Diamond ika-21 ng Pebrero, 2015
An adjective that describes a relationship between an omnivore/carnivore and a vegetarian/vegan.
We can serve anything for dinner when the Smiths come over, they are bicurean.
ayon kay dwhip ika-21 ng Pebrero, 2015
To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.
The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.
ayon kay theLondonlook ika-21 ng Pebrero, 2015
A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
Hey turns out he was a Fuckboi
ayon kay Know it all ika-24 ng Enero, 2015
A well intentioned person who repeatedly agrees to do some type of charity work, but ultimately does not follow through with the commitment, often with an excuse at the last moment.
Mary said she would help with this year's church picnic, but she's such a voluntease, so I'm not holding my breath.
ayon kay SavvyOpal ika-15 ng Pebrero, 2015
What you say under your breath when you do NOT want to eat someone's awful cooking.
I puked when I saw my Aunt's atrocious black lasagna and muttered, "Turn down for lunch!"
ayon kay Dalegend ika-15 ng Pebrero, 2015