The tangible thing of a future acquisition one has, as of yet, no knowledge of acquiring in the future.
The article, subject, or physical thing that is currently oblivious or unknowable to a person, character, place, or thing that will acquire the article, subject, or physical thing in the future.
The hero sure could have stumbled upon the gombijiroo a long time ago to exile evil, chance was just eluded.
She was so surprised when a stranger returned her purse, as if it were a gombijiroo.
I know there's a gombijiroo solution to this current predicament.
The portmanteau of rhetorical and retardation. Typically invoked in a derogatory/insulting manner or with unwelcome occurrences/situations.
"I just saw the comments for that picture; rhetoritardation. Can anyone say anything new and not ignorantly contrived?"
"The rhetoritardation of this filibusterer is making me ill."
"This rhetoritard will go on forever if we don't speak up."
Mundanger: The average, common, and/or regular harm or hazards that are often unnoticed in one's day-to-day life. The word for an encounter, event, item, and/or scenario that is both mundane (in its frequency or priority) and still a danger. An example of something that one should be cautious of but not focused on. The dangers that may be or go unnoticed within a mundane life.
The mundanger of improper hand posture while using a keyboard may result in carpal-tunnel syndrome. --There are many mundangers one is faced with while driving. --If you don't keep the mundangers present, at least in the back of your mind, you may become complacent to some common hazards.