Let me give the REAL
definition of Lumberton.
"The Country Jersey Shore"
-Most of the girls' hair consist
of a trashy
and black and they all tan their
skin to leather.
-NO ONE in this small hick ass town over the age of 14 has their
-Pretty much everyone shares some kind of STD.
-Don't expect to have an intelligent conversation
-None of the guys own shirts or shoes.
It's pretty much the new Vidor in Southeast Texas.