A self-righteous, self-centered, sanctimonious
ass who feels the need to criticize and point out to everyone who will listen, every perceived imperfection in everyone else's lives, while turning a blind eye to the fact that the real imperfections are fully owned by the SanctimoniAss.
A SanctimoniAss would say "I won't let anybody know that I live with my same-sex partner, but for HER to live with her unmarried boyfriend is really, REALLY wrong and by the way, I never, never fucking swear, God damn it!!"
A butt-ugly has-been barfly who you can't tell which sags more, her ass, her tits or her face who looks like she's been pieced together on a chop-shop table.
It's Halloween 365 days per year when you are FrankenHag....no costume required. She scares Freddy Krueger.