A Timmy is a serial pest to all woman. Does not take no for an answer. A Timmy will try every trick in the book to weasel his way into a girls pants. Often plays the deaf card but can hear perfectly when it suits the Timmy.
Girl "I have a sore back"
Timmy "I'll give you a massage, my room 15 minutes, bring the coco butter"
Girl " For the 50th time 'no', you are such a Timmy"
Timmy "Sorry, was that a yes?"
A well rounded, hairy mythical creature often seen staggering around the pilbara region of Western Australia. Has the ability to consume his own body weight of fried rice and liquor in one sitting. A good mate to everyone especially when intoxicated.
Bouncer "I'm sorry sir but u have to leave the premises"
Woo "But I'm not even drunk"
Bouncer "I understand that but you're a Woo and we don't serve Woos' here"
#old mate#one more no more#the wooster#i've had enough#i haven't had enough
Old Cunt Peat.A broken old man from Queensland, Australia. To have failing health before your time. One prone to making mistakes. A man who's wife has to go on top during sex because he can only fuck up.
Person 1. I just screwed up.
Person 2. You're an OCP