A radical left political pundit on MSNBC. His show airs at 8pm on weekdays. He is known for being melodramatic, incredibly angry, and alarmingly obsessed with The Fox News Channel, namely pundits Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck. Olbermann was previously an anchor for ESPN's Sportscenter, but left due to personality clashes with management. He is allegedly extremely hard to get along with and very unpleasant. Olbermann is also stricken with Celiac's Disease, which is an intestinal disorder most notably characterized by large white and foul smelling bowel movements, and explosive, uncontrollabe diarrhea, more commonly referred to on the street as "volcano ass." That might explain his seemingly 24/7 miserable mood.
Bob: "Ah, dude! What is that smell?"
Joe: "Oh my god, what is that? Holy Jesus, did something die?"
Keith Olbermann: "Oh no, nothing died. I'm Keith Olbermann, and I just had a major case of the volcano ass, right here in my pants. It was Bill O'Reilly's fault for stressing me out though!"
ayon kay EMR1967
ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2009