A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser
Matt: aaww Allow bruv, that bredrin is a Mackeral. I slew manz like dat on da reg just fo jizzlez.
the above definition is actually refferring to a cockjoust which is the thrusting of an erect penis. cackjoust is in fact referring to a homosexual person. cack meaning shit , poo. joust meaning - push , thrust , ie . the thrusting of a penis into an anus (cack)genrally of a male.
very expensive or a lot of money.
originates for the word clink meaning money. The words stem from the slums of south London and Kent (UK) but are beginning to spread into london and the surropunding counties
To 'burst' someone is to shoot someone.
The famous example of the word 'burst' being used in this context was in the Megaman (of so solid crew) murder case when a witness claimed he heard megaman telling a friend he was going to 'burst' someone who had disrespected him.
Clarke: yo blud this new Take That tune is off da hizzle fo shizzle
Matt: Bumbaclot, if me hear u say that again i'll burst yo' b*tch ass.
Jonny V - some bredrin stepped to my brother yesterday!
Matt - lets burst that wasteman!