636 definitions by Jake

Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.
Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.
ayon kay Jake ika-20 ng Enero, 2004
refers to a woman who has shaved her pubic area (her beaver)
I told her I was tired of cunnilingus because she had so much twat hair that got in the way, so next time she showed up with a shaved beaver.
ayon kay Jake ika-03 ng Pebrero, 2004
Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
ayon kay Jake ika-10 ng Agosto, 2004
a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)
1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?
ayon kay Jake ika-25 ng Enero, 2005
1. Busted ass or broken
2. a movie prduced/directed ny Bam
dude your car is so haggard!
ayon kay Jake ika-10 ng Marso, 2005
pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)
My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks
ayon kay Jake ika-28 ng Pebrero, 2004
(verb) to ejaculate
Every time that I manage to get Nancii's underpants off, I shoot before I can get into her.
ayon kay Jake ika-24 ng Marso, 2004
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