13 definitions by John Superman

A beard grown to disguise a double chin.
"That George Lucas really helps define your jawline. Without it, you'd look like a potato."

"Um, thanks."
ayon kay John Superman ika-06 ng Disyembre, 2013
The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.
John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."
ayon kay John Superman ika-07 ng Disyembre, 2013
The usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.

A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
Article headline: "Why Tom Baker, the sixth Doctor, had such curly hair."

Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!

Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.

Comment: fourth

Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor

Comment: He was fourth!

Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?

Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!

Comment: fourth!

Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!

Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.

Comment: Fourth Doctor

Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.

Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?

Comment: Fourth.

Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
ayon kay John Superman ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2013
The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.
"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"
ayon kay John Superman ika-06 ng Disyembre, 2013
The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".
Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."

Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."

Guy 1: "Of course! Qwertyuiopasdfg@yahoo.com it is!"
ayon kay John Superman ika-28 ng Nobyembre, 2013
The sound one makes when falling off a cliff.
Sarah: "Kevin, be careful! You're very near the edge."

Kevin: "aaaaaaaaaaargh!"
ayon kay John Superman ika-06 ng Disyembre, 2013
The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
ayon kay John Superman ika-06 ng Disyembre, 2013

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