10 definitions by Jonjo

Top Definition
Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
ayon kay Jonjo ika-15 ng Enero, 2005
A language invented on the internet which puts numbers and symbols in the place of letters.

_L337 guide_
C=( or c
O=Ø or 0
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)
Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.
ayon kay Jonjo ika-15 ng Disyembre, 2004
a cartoon series which was the brain child of Joe Murray. Told the tale of Rocko,a wallaby from Australia,who had moved to America. The cartoon featured surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
Man:Rocko's Modern Life,Eh? Sounds good.
Jonjo:It is. It contains surreal,exaggerated versions of the trials and tribulations of real life.
Man:That's deep.
ayon kay Jonjo ika-15 ng Enero, 2005
A man(among others)to whom all your base are belong
Cats:All your base are belong to us
ayon kay Jonjo ika-15 ng Enero, 2005
The cereal you can eat even though there is no spoon
Matrix-O's crap up your system even though they don't exist. That's some achievement.
ayon kay jonjo ika-25 ng Pebrero, 2005
A bevarage drunk by the King of Town.
It makes its first appearance in The Strong Bad E-Mail "The Bet".
It is also for automotive use only.
Butter-da?Isn't that for automotive use only?
ayon kay Jonjo ika-16 ng Disyembre, 2004
WARNING:do NOT try this,we're unsure of the dangers

When you get kneel down and breath in and out really fast,you are bear hugged,lifted up and given a blowback.
You hold this in and then you get about 2 other people to prop you up horizontally and gently lower you down to the ground. This makes you semi-concious for a couple of seconds. Invented in Ireland by a Pot enthusiast
I got a Dizzylander and i feel great
ayon kay Jonjo ika-18 ng Nobyembre, 2004
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