A guy who wants to be a player but sucks at playing girls. He usually tries way too hard often to no success to attract the ladies and is a total pussball. He uses cheesy-ass pickup lines and tries to sweet talk girls into wanting to get with him with phrases that sound like he copped them out of a bad 90's pop song.
Also usually a complete, total idiot.
P.S. A real player makes it seem effortless, and is only corny when necessary.
This pathetic fool (Over text messages):
"Trust me baby, ull get alot of pleasure outa me, ull never want me to go home"
"Pleasure, but baby u dont have to worry, how can i say this... Umm u call the shots, il be here to care, love, and anything u want, as long as u want it, if u want something u got it, if u dont i dont go no farther, U have my promise"
"I wont let u down beautiful. I care for hearts, i dont break'em, and im true to my word, im not like other guys, i dont think women are just things to hump, i respect women and have no problem doin so."
Me: Goodnight, good luck with high school. (I just graduated, this idiot's a Junior)
Him: "Hahaha thanks baby, so are u really into me?"
"Cuz baby, im really diggin u"
*I ignore him*
"I really like u kr1574... I really do, and i wana treat u right, and if i have to wait i will. I wana see u, but i do have to work, lets make a date, sunday, just u and me, and il treat u. I wana show u im ur type of guy."
Me: "Frankly i dont think we should. Your not my type of guy."
Him: "Wat u mean?"
Me: "Your not strong enough to handle a girl like me"
Him: "Yes i am! I can prove it! Just give me the chance"
"Just trust me, i can handle u, trust me"
Me: "Well i have seen you w that other bitch so you should be fine"
Him: "Shes not my type, and she lies too much. Please just give me the chance, id surprise u"
Me: "I will think about it"
Him: "Im full of surprises, i wont let u down baby,"
Me: "Thats what im talkin about. I dont like the sweet talking. Its not a game to me. And you said that to me the other night so your not very surprising."
Him: "Its not a game to me. I want u, i want ur body, i wana get with u."
"So lets rock it baby, lemme blow ur mind"
Aka THIS WILL DISGUST A WOMAN AND SCARE HER AWAY AND MAKE HER HATE YOU.
Especially if she tells you to stop saying cheesy-ass shit to her and you continue to do so with Nsync lyrics! WTF!
I wanted to bitch this wannabe player out, but if I opened my mouth, the meanest things ever would have poured out because I have so much to bitch at him about!
Guys: Keep it to a minimum, for real!
ayon kay kr1574
ika-01 ng Hulyo, 2009