1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

sas
Formed by David Sterling to aid montgomery in North Africa in WWII, the SAS was a team of five officers and sixty men who were all drawn from the commando units. They were put through gruelling training. Early failures were overlooked in the light of successful tactics and destructive capability shown later in the war.

When one member was captured, he escaped, and walked 200 miles in eight days of blistering desert heat with no more than a map, compass and a pair of shorts to rejoin his comrades.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-28 ng Abril, 2004
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.


My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
ayon kay Kung-fu Jesus ika-26 ng Hunyo, 2004
(v.) To use one's vocal chords to make musical tones.


What most tv talent show contestants cannot do very well.
You're a lousy singer.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-12 ng Mayo, 2004
"Accepted", "we agree"
Guns N' Roses were the bomb


RECOGNISED!
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-15 ng Abril, 2004
Lifestyle that involves freely travelling to major cities of the world and always going for the most expensive accomodation. Synonymous with Haute couture, aristocracy etc.
Those who bash the jet set lifestyle will 99.9% of the time not be able to afford it. The other 1 in 1000 people who discriminate against it are usually former jet setters too old for travelling much, have a fear of flying (but there's always boats) or simply live in a cave.
ayon kay Kung-fu Jesus ika-06 ng Hulyo, 2004
Date rape is achieved by pressurising the victim into drinking copius amounts of alcohol or giving them a spiked drink (drug of choise for spiking is typically rohypnol) and with the victim in a state of intoxication, the attacker will have unconsented sex with his victim.
The source of psycho bitch's anger and racism was because a Kenyan named Dobi date-raped her.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-17 ng Abril, 2004
(adj.) Old, outdated. no longer to perform its primary function at optimum level.
The playstation one is a bit long in the tooth these days.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-07 ng Hunyo, 2004

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