1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-18 ng Abril, 2004
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.

Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-12 ng Mayo, 2004
(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.
*Elitist would actually enjoy this.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-10 ng Mayo, 2004
For a woman to bugger a man with a strap-on
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
ayon kay Kung-fu Jesus ika-27 ng Hulyo, 2004
More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.

Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
hahahahaha! Look at this bitch get some from a horse!
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-18 ng Abril, 2004
To hate <something> with a passion is to really hate it fully, as opposed to greatly disliking it.
Hitler hated the jews with a passion.
ayon kay Kung-Fu Jesus ika-14 ng Abril, 2004
(adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means.
Amish people live off the grid.

My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off the grid.
ayon kay Kung-fu Jesus ika-26 ng Hunyo, 2004

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