5 definitions by Rabid Nozomi

Top Definition
Merge of the words 'confused' and 'befuddle.'

Origin unknown; I have claimed to have created it before to my friend, who had also claimed the same.
This class confuddles me.

I am confuddled.
#confuse #k0nfuzed #confuzzle #k0nfuzzle #k0nfused
ayon kay Rabid Nozomi ika-16 ng Enero, 2007
Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.
#masturbation #jerking off #spanking the monkey #jack off #beating the meat
ayon kay Rabid Nozomi ika-12 ng Setyembre, 2008
Simply window shopping on the internet, looking through your computer screen rather than through an actual window.
I spend all my time screen shopping on Amazon.com.
#screen #window #shopping #amazon.com #window shopping
ayon kay Rabid Nozomi ika-18 ng Enero, 2009
Hating something for the fact that everybody else likes it, not for the fact that the "thing" is good or bad.

For instance, hating a band even though you've never even heard their music simply because everyone loves the band.
He's anti-fadding, because he likes Final Fantasy himself, but he claims to hate it because he hates the fanbase.
#fad #ignorant #fads #hate #weak-minded
ayon kay Rabid Nozomi ika-02 ng Enero, 2009
The act of increasing your friends' self-esteem by complimenting him or flirting with him, even if you have no real interest in dating him.
Don't worry about me and Eric, I was just fluffing him up.
#flirt #flirting #tease #compliment #lie
ayon kay Rabid Nozomi ika-20 ng Setyembre, 2009
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