11 definitions by Smoove B

1. a place of worship.
2. slang term used to describe a house of ill repute or a titty bar when speaking in the presence of women.
3. used to express agreement, to replace amen!
4. slang for good bye, similar to peace.
1. I go to church every Sunday.
2. I go to church every Wednesday on my lunch hour.
3. I hear that, Church!
4. Well, I'm out, Church!
ayon kay Smoove B ika-28 ng Enero, 2005
A word that I thought I made up but apparently did not.
That sloot better not show her face around here again.
ayon kay Smoove B ika-01 ng Abril, 2005
Ready and willing to participate in most any activity. If said by your homie it implies that he is ready to have a good time in any situation. If said by or about a ho it implies that she is a chickenhead.
Billy: I'm down for whatever.
Timmy: Church! I'll call up that bitch Sadie, she's down for whatever.
Billy: Well then Holla at me after you hit that shit.
ayon kay Smoove B ika-17 ng Pebrero, 2005
To say you are going to do something and then back out at the last minute. To flake out.
I can't believe you piked out again last night. You are such a piker.
ayon kay Smoove B ika-24 ng Marso, 2005
If you are dating someone who doesn't live close to you, it's the distance you need to travel to get laid.
Yeah Tina is great, but I can't handle the sex commute.
ayon kay Smoove B ika-12 ng Setyembre, 2005
A bitterly sarcastic variation of the word congratulations. Usually used by someone in a very fowl mood. Not appropriate for formal settings.
You got that hoss's number? Congratufuckinlations.
ayon kay Smoove B ika-02 ng Pebrero, 2005
What you say to someone after you give them a bitch slap. Can also be used after shaming someone in some other way, e.g. proving them wrong or stealing their honey.

See also How ya like that sucka.
How ya like me now! Biatch!
ayon kay Smoove B ika-17 ng Pebrero, 2005

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