The Dion Bomb
is the art of requesting Celine Dion
's "My Heart
Will Go On" on a digital jukebox at a packed bar. In most cases, the Dion Bomb
will be interrupted
by an intelligent
bartender for a better song
. Occasionally, females will use the opportunity to karaoke the annoying theme song
to the 1997 blockbuster hit.
Men will use the opportunity to reaffirm their masculinity by vocalizing their objections to the broadcast of this song
. This is mainly based on bad school dance experiences that rendered them without a dance partner, crying into
a plastic cup of Minute
Maid Orange Soda, wearing jean shorts and a Nautica t-shirt.
The bar was filled
with Chads, last night. It should have come as no surprise that I was Dion Bombing
the shit out of that place on my way out.