6 definitions by Thunder Stone

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When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.
Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.
ayon kay Thunder Stone ika-26 ng Oktubre, 2013
Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.
Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
ayon kay Thunder Stone ika-28 ng Oktubre, 2013
A 6'4" tall, strong, smart, athletic man, who has big beautiful brown eyes, eyelashes most women hope Latisse would produce, boyish red cheeks, irresistibly kissable lips, and the perfect smile. He gives the best hugs and massages, often unsolicited. His silliness and quick wit can keep you endlessly entertained. He has a lot of energy, but can go long periods without food or water. He's a amazing problem solver and can build anything with his hands.
Tanniel can kick your *ss in two different martial arts, Kenpo Karate & Jiu-Jitsu.

Oh no, my computer crashed! That's ok, Tanniel can fix anything.
ayon kay Thunder Stone ika-01 ng Agosto, 2011
A variation of the biblical name Daniel. He was honest and hard working, and was always given the most important jobs which made the other workers of King Darius jealous. If an effort to get Daniel in trouble, the workers tricked the king into making a law that anyone that prays to another should be thrown into the lions' den to die. The workers then brought Daniel to the king to be punished because he broke the law. The king tried to reverse the law because he didn’t want Daniel to die, but he had to act on the order by the end of the day. He told Daniel, "I hope your God who you serve and pray to will rescue you! and the king cried. He couldn’t eat or sleep because he was so worried. The next morning, the king ran to the lions' den and shouted, "Daniel, has your God who you serve and pray to rescued you from the lions?" Daniel responded, "O king, live forever! My God sent an angel, and he shut the mouths of the lions. They have not hurt me because I have done nothing wrong." The king was so happy, ordered Daniel be removed from the den, punished the workers, and made a new law and he said, "Daniel's God is great, and I order that everyone in my kingdom must respect the Lord God, who rescued Daniel from the hungry lions."
God sent Tanniel an angel to save him from the lions' den.
ayon kay Thunder Stone ika-01 ng Agosto, 2011
When a girl or guy is aggressively looking for their potential spouse, usually in their late 30s, and has several dates a day/week/month with different potential mates in order to determine the winning lifetime partner. Most of the dates are generated from mixers, school alumni events, parties, church, work, set-ups, referrals, chance meetings, and the Internet.
Gina: Hey Amy, are you busy Friday?
Amy: Yes, I have a date with Ryan.
Gina: How about Saturday?
Amy: Date with Johnny.
Gina: I can't wait until your dating spree is over so we can hang out again.
Amy: You & me both!

Chris: I can't keep track of my schedule with all of these dates!
Ben: With each one, you're that much closer to finding the one, then you'll be done with your dating spree!
ayon kay Thunder Stone ika-17 ng Disyembre, 2013
Karaoke on or around St. Patrick's day.
We're going to sing House of Pain, Sinéad O'Connor, Thin Lizzy, U2, & Van Morrison for shamraoke on Thursday.
ayon kay Thunder Stone ika-14 ng Marso, 2011
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