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5 definitions by Zmoney

 
1.
1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
ayon kay Zmoney ika-28 ng Nobyembre, 2005
 
2.
when you're at a formal event and you pop a boner
dude i got a trojan suprise at my dad's funeral
ayon kay Zmoney ika-05 ng Disyembre, 2005
 
3.
when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
ayon kay Zmoney ika-05 ng Disyembre, 2005
 
4.
A angry man, who thinks he's a nazi and loves ponies!
Me: STOP TOUCHING EVERYTHING NAZARETH BARCELLONA!
Naz: BOOM SMASH CRASH!!!!!
ayon kay ZMoney ika-10 ng Disyembre, 2013
 
5.
crappy ass pants that don't cover the whole leg
why do girls like capris get shorts or pants come one people
ayon kay Zmoney ika-05 ng Disyembre, 2005