One of the four founders/houses of Snogwarts, the Mary
Sue version of Hogwarts
, dedicated to the four main categories Mary
Sues fall into when a Suethor (literally, a Mary
Sue Author) writed fanfic in the Harry Potter fandom.
Any OC (original character) who is bright, chipper, happy, bubbly, beautiful
(blonde) and has a porn star body with a 5 year old girl's "innosence" falls into the house
of Sparkleypoo. She is smarter
than Hermione, but quite humble about
it, the love intirest of ebery
boy at Hogwarts
make professor Snape so OOC, readers want to either stab their eyes out or try to reach through the screen
to kill the Mary
Sue as painfully as possable. Her patronus
and her animagus
are either a unicorn or a rainbow pegasus and she kills all of the cannon in any HP story. Common Sparkleypoo names: Serena, Selena, Krystall, Rose Potter or Sapphire.
Mary Sue: Hello! My name
is Strawberry Vanilla CocoabutterLove! I'm a slut
but I'm so sweet!
Sorting Hat: SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, SPARKLEYPOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Mary Sue: Tee hee!