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7 definitions by bollockyb

 
1.

Noise (and visual) pollution caused by the neighbours' kids on their trampoline. At its worst when you're trying to enjoy a quiet sunbathe in your garden sanctuary but these screeching little humans repeatedly bounce above the height of the fence, possibly even making eye contact as they do so, and definitely destroying your privacy. Extreme cases of trampollution can occur when your garden is sandwiched between two gardens which each have trampolines. It can then feel as though you're sitting - perhaps also trying to read - at the heaving centre of an adventure playground.

I really fancy kicking back in the garden with a book and big dooby, but I'll have to stay inside because of the currently high levels of trampollution.
ayon kay bollockyb ika-15 ng Abril, 2009
 
2.
one of the lovely activities of autumn/fall is to kick your way through piles of leaves on the pavement/sidewalk. only don't be surprised if you get a nasty surprise.
"he was hardcore, he played continuous dogshit roulette all the way down the long avenue that's very popular with walkers and their pets"
ayon kay bollockyb ika-12 ng Oktubre, 2011
 
3.
1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"

2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
ayon kay bollockyb ika-25 ng Setyembre, 2010
 
4.
On a cold day, when you walk past the tail of a motor vehicle and a get a rush of warm exhaust fumes over your legs. Or in the winter when you're on a bike and you come up behind a bus or lorry.
It was a horrible ride to work, pissing down with hail, sleet and snow, but when I came up behind a bus at the traffic lights, I got a brief rush of exhaustacy.
ayon kay bollockyb ika-23 ng Hulyo, 2010
 
5.
Someone who flies too much
"No wonder Jack's got jet lag, he's a jet slag"
ayon kay bollockyb ika-05 ng Disyembre, 2011
 
6.
Attention Deficit due to Face Book
"Been trying to work but can't help checking Facebook every couple of minutes... it's become a problem... I think I've got ADFB"
ayon kay bollockyb ika-16 ng Mayo, 2010
 
7.
The person in a meeting who contributes nothing.
" It was weird, everyone was discussing the project for an hour or more except for him - he just sat there in silence. Everybody knew he was there, but nobody mentioned the irrelephant in the meeting room".
ayon kay bollockyb ika-22 ng Abril, 2009