A man of Italian decent, who, after
he has finished
snorting obnoxious amounts
of cocaine and fist bumped holes into
your wall, would like nothing more than to take a power dump on your couch to assert
his dominance and convert your daughters ez-bake oven into
bed for his dick. Traditionaly a guido's goal in life is to make trashy classy.(i.e. designer wifebeaters). Guido's have often been described as a gym rat/date
rapist with class.