A term that refers to a person that makes a perfect score on the SAT
. Usually refers to overall intellect and sometimes smart-aleck attitude.
That 2400 is so snotty when he just ranted off one of Shakespeare's speeches.
Cowbell Deficiency, also known as CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high fever. The only known prescription of CBD is more cowbell.
Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.
Intern to Doctor
I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "<softly>Cowbell Deficiency"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is more cowbell."
The greatest animal of the Animal Kingdom. Ever.
Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.
The person who has seen every single episode of the hit TV show LOST sometimes can't even describe what is happening on the show to a person who never watches it. This is usually because they do not understand everything that has happened, even though they are experts.
A: "So let me get this right...You've seen all 4 seasons and you can tell me what happening."
B: "Ummmm. No. Sorry."
A: "You are so Lost on LOST."
To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.
"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."
1) A spelling bee that the participants are very young, namely kids in kindergarten and 1st grade. The age of the participants often result in funny misspelllings.
1) George Washington Elementary had a spelling c so bad, no one made it to the second round.
The 96-crayon box made by Crayola
. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."