5 definitions by halooooom

A phrase used to describe the state of mind during a heavy drinking session. Usual characteristics of some one who is 'blatto' are hyperactivity, increased verbal noisage and unmatchable-sexual-disco-dancing.
Continued drinking may lead to the victim become blattered.
Person A: Yo Mr Orogato, Lets get Blatto!
Mr Orogato: Sick mate, but I am already blattterred!!
Person A: Ok lets dance!
/Mr Orogato humps Person A's Leg while doing the Robot!
ayon kay halooooom ika-21 ng Hulyo, 2006
What you say when somebody changes their hair style over night and it looks rubbish, thus giving them the hint to change it back!
Marney's got a new hair don't!
Hey dude u got a new hair don't!
ayon kay halooooom ika-07 ng Marso, 2006
A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.
Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.
ayon kay halooooom ika-07 ng Marso, 2006
Common characteristics of this person include tiredness after sleeping and laziness in the morning, but usually the afternoon. Other qualities consist of repeatedly putting the alarm clock on snooze and listening to 'just one more song' on the radio.

When this special breed finally decide to get up some general activities may include phoning in sick to work followed by an extra dose of procrastination.
Danny was a bedstain, living life in the slow lane.
Shes such a lazy girl, a right bedstain.
ayon kay halooooom ika-24 ng Abril, 2006
Any form of sexually transmitted disease or infection resulting from the practise of casual unprotected sex.
Yo Andy, better remember to take protection tonight, you don't want to end up with birdflu!
ayon kay halooooom ika-14 ng Marso, 2006

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