6 definitions by jaypeanut

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An annoying stank masking scent (commonly a scented oil) that subliminally causes internal cringing for members of the bathing community...A.K.A. - "Pseudo Bath", "Trustafarian Tramp Serum", "Hippie Stink" , "Soap Substitute", "Dopehead Dry-Clean", "Coward Shower", "Dank Stank", "Wanker-stank", "Hygiene Hi-jinks", "Greatful Dread", "Granola Grout", "Magnolia Mud-flap", "Drag-rat Sludge Fudge" ...Did I miss one?
"There goes another Trustafarian Granola. That patchouli scent almost ALWAYS precedes pretentious hygienic procrastination and self-righteous drivel !"
#hippie #unclean #perfume oil #madness #stanky #wankers #nasty
ayon kay jaypeanut ika-05 ng Setyembre, 2008
When you have been pissed at someone since yesterday and are on the edge of hitting them today.
Don't say nuthin to me. You were wrong for that sh@t yesterday. I will slap you with a day old biscuit!!
#punch #deck #slam #beat up #hurt #slap #knock out
ayon kay jaypeanut ika-14 ng Enero, 2009
A word I coined in the summer of 1997 to describe the people (mostly young adults) who relied on MTV and cookie-cutter clothes from the local malls and corporate clothing stores (ie.Urban Outfitters) to design and define their "alternative" lifestyle. It came to me in '97 when I saw a kid drive up in his red, '65 mustang wearing a mall-bought golf cap while sporting his inreasingly popular, brand new, fresh from the package wife-beater to show off his latest "tribal" arm-band tatt. The Mallternative clone can only participate in a prefabbed lifestyle that was mass produced for similar like-minded individuals designed to represent their 'unique' place in the world amongst all their other 'different' peers in the herd.
"Look at him with his pseudo-tattered, store-bought, knee-less, pre-stained jeans and his fake tattoo t-shirt...He's SO Mallternative!"

"I am the same, yet I still think I'm different, in a uniquely special kind of way...I'm Mallternative!!...hey, look, it's a Journey's right next to a Hot Topic!!!"
#fake #plastic #metrosexual #alternative #clone #cookie-cutter #zombie #symmetrically different #originally similar #copycat #mindless #sheep #cattle #follower #trendy #coleslaw #dip #prepackaged #mass marketed #sold #special
ayon kay jaypeanut ika-25 ng Agosto, 2008
When someone has every orifice, hole, crack and crease in/on their body filled with semen. Generally in reference to a megawhore, super slut or uberskank.
My neighbor is a true multi-tasker. She'll take it everywhere and from everybody. That girl leaves no hole unfilled. She's spooge-spackled up to her eyelids!!

Make sure to fill in every hole in his body. This boy needs to be spooge-spackled before the night is through...

That girl is a spooge-spackled princess aint she?
#spackle #spooj #spooge #whore #slut #princess #sperm #semen #crack #hooker #gettin' some #laid #multihole #daddy's girl #boy-girl #pumps #swallows #facial #ear sex
ayon kay jaypeanut ika-04 ng Pebrero, 2010
Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin
Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!
#biscuit #bisquit #bisket #slap #bitchslap #hodown #zap #zapped
ayon kay jaypeanut ika-14 ng Enero, 2009
Southern U.S. slang term for 'brother'. Sometimes used as term of endearment. Can be used instead of the word 'buddy'.
Hey Bubba, what's up?

He's my Bubba (buddy)!
#brother #buddy #friend #aquaintance #pal #blood #cohort #brother from another mother #co-pilot #partner in crime
ayon kay jaypeanut ika-27 ng Hulyo, 2008
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