148 definitions by kelly

Top Definition
a combination of the words "jean" and "shorts" used to describe the hideous attire, usually sported by NASCAR afficianados and men over 40. Sometimes Jorts are accessorized with a lovely cellphone belt clip and a braided leather belt, but not always. Sometimes the Jorts wearer lets the Jorts speak for themselves.
While at a baseball game, I noticed a plethora of adult males with no shirts on, drinking copious amounts of beer while proudly wearing Jorts.
ayon kay Kelly ika-15 ng Hunyo, 2006
mainly females; never satisfied even after the greatest shag marrathon ever they are still gagging for it.
man: goodnight baby that was so good
nympho: excuse me? goodnight? wtf happened to round two?
ayon kay kelly ika-07 ng Enero, 2005
slutty females
they go out of their way to have sex, or other sexual activities purely for attention
ayon kay Kelly ika-22 ng Disyembre, 2003
The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said
Rob Halford is the Metal God
ayon kay Kelly ika-21 ng Abril, 2005
a friendly saying used as a greeting, usuallt to stand out and get attention. savaloy representing the person u r adressing as a sausage. for energetic people.
hi .....
oi oi savaloy!!! how r ya?
ayon kay kelly ika-10 ng Nobyembre, 2003
Music attention deficit disorder. You can't find a good song to listen to. You might find one you like but about 30 seconds into the song you're sick of it and turn it.
Person 1 - Man I can't find anything to listen to
Person 2 - You must have music ADD
Person 1 - I need new music
ayon kay Kelly ika-24 ng Pebrero, 2006
A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!
ayon kay Kelly ika-05 ng Nobyembre, 2004

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