A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.
Is Kelly a chick or a dude?
I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.
When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.
JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?
Yep, they're the real deal bro!
aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!
Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!