30 definitions by mike comanche

A short person, ie, so short they are always inadvertedly looking up everyobody's nostrils.
Bethany is 4f 9i. She is a nostril peeper.
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-10 ng Marso, 2009
A guy who sucks dick.
Kelly is a cockthucker.

Is Kelly a chick or a dude?

I said "cockthucker", thus, Kelly is a dude.
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-10 ng Marso, 2009
STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.
PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-04 ng Marso, 2009
KARAoke + ARCHEOLOGIST
A karaoke singer who sings really old songs.
"Golden" is a kara-archeologist.
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-04 ng Marso, 2009
Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!
Cristie M. is a footblinder.
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-10 ng Marso, 2009
Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).
Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-10 ng Marso, 2009
aka "faw" means "false advertising" since they all charge money.
I can get a 2005 Corvette for only $5,000, and it says "it runs great"!

Yeah, that's about as truthful as a free singles website dude. Faw!!!
ayon kay Mike Comanche ika-23 ng Marso, 2009

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