the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.
from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.
this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette
a term used in glamour photography and porn film production. an 'ant n dec shot' is one where the female star exposes her "bald little twat and arsehole" to the camera.much the same as tv schedulers do with the irritating geordie duo on uk television.
right then love thats enough tit shots lets do a couple of ant n decs then we can go for lunch.
the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.
you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.
the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.
that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress
semen. the male contributing factor in conception
why dont you finish your drink then let me put some half babies over your breasts
used by medical personnel on the patient notes in emergency rooms particularly for patients who are troublesom or abusive.DONT FUCKING KNOW DONT FUCKING CARE.
such patients tend to wait around for at least three hours before being treated
oh yes nurse i see that the man in cubicle thre is a DFKDFC,i think i will go for my coffeebreak and have a shower before i see him.