1.Totaly makes the oldest and weakest cats flip out. The closest thing to giving your cat a orgasm with out touching it.
2.Could also be construed as kitty crack.
3.A excersise machine for cats.
4. Also used for boring powerpoint presentations
5. Can be used as a false terror attack on airplanes on approach to LAX.
DUDE! I totaly ganked the Priciples laser pointer.
What are you going to do with it?
Probaly play with my cat later.