Only seen at night, a bircher is a complex man who has intercourse with many women. Usually overweight, disgusting, and felonious. A bircher will somehow convince these "down on their luck" women to leave their bastard children at home at 5 a.m. to have sex with him. For some reason the way a bircher acts towards his women, makes them seek his approval at all costs. A bircher will often come home from work and have beer, cigarettes, and sometimes cash waiting for him on his doorstep. Most birchers live at home with parents, and have at least one illegitimate child. A bircher will die before ever admitting to mating with these fat fugitives. So don't bother calling him out.
Tim: Holy cow, that GIANT girl Billy fucked is approaching him at the bar.
Tony: He's IGNORING HER!!!
Tim: Haha, Birchered again!!! Billy is a son of a bitch. How does he do it?
A wealthy industrialist type, who chooses to shop at good will. You will find this type of cheap-ass trying on terrible suit jackets, normally resulting in terrible poses and upsetting facial expressions. Most likely surrounded by mexicans.
Did you see that mcnamee at goodwill. He was such a douche.
covered in moles. This word is incredibly useful if you have a friend who brings an ugly skank to the bar, and she's covered in moles, freckles, or zits. The final letter can be changed to whatever skin condition is at hand. Cim/Ciz/Cif. In all of these variations the C is pronounced soft.
Mike enters the casino with his skank, mole covered, fugitive date.
Mike: Tim, I'd like you to meet Deloris
(Tim gets into deloris' face and points)
Tim: Who? This Cim.
Mike and Tim laugh, Deloris unsuspectingly also laughs. Deloris doesn't know it, but Mike and Tim just point blank made reference to her disgusting moles.