The state capital of Victoria, Australia Melbourne is a dark, dirty, mangy shithole
Demographic; moisturising, manscaping
, sandal wearing metrosexual
A town where a broke as fuck 30 year old uni student wearing a skivvy
with sandals is held in higher esteem than an accomplished and successful tradesman,
Spiritual home of the Bogan
A stinking filthy river flowing through the guts of it,
The people from there claim to be well educated, cultured and globally aware but all they seem to do is bitch and moan about others, narcissism reigns supreme.
In a nutshell the only two good things about Melbourne are Carlton Draught and the Hume Hwy northbound.
"Glad to get the fuck away from that shithole
, the whole town is 'the secret life of us' and full of cunts
that look like that little queer
bloke in the YOUI insurance adds".
"Dont walk around in Melbourne alone at night, you'll get glassed by bogan
s or robbed by a junkie