42 definitions by wiseman

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HR
Human Resources. A non-value added component of many large companies. Human resources is a worthless division in a company that often has power beyond its members' level of intelligence. Human resources generally spends most of its time justifying its existence.
I can't believe those assholes in HR fucked me over again! I should have gotten a promotion by now and they sabatoged my chances by putting a bunch of BS in my file.
#worthless #gutless #no balls #chumps #nva
ayon kay Wiseman ika-11 ng Hulyo, 2006
A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.
"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"
#yes #oh oh oh #mmmm #fuck yeah #oh baby
ayon kay Wiseman ika-26 ng Hulyo, 2006
The ability to perform fellatio on yourself. Also known as autofellatio.
Charlie used to try and self suck, but his dick was too small and he wasn't very flexible.
#autofellatio #selfsuck #self bj #table for one #nirvana
ayon kay Wiseman ika-14 ng Hulyo, 2006
Extremely hot actress who plays Lois Lane on the WB's 'Smallville'.
Erica Durance is a babe! Did you see the episode of 'Smallville' where she went undercover as a stripper?
#hottie #babe #sexy #smokin' hot #yummy
ayon kay Wiseman ika-04 ng Agosto, 2006
The middle urinal in a group of three.
Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.
#middle pisser #stall #2 #gay toilet #last resort #homo hole
ayon kay Wiseman ika-16 ng Hunyo, 2006
Expression used to describe something extremely revolting or disgusting.
1) Carrie had a face that could gag a maggot.
2) When Bruce farted it was enough to gag a maggot.
#ugly #nasty #gross #disgusting #revolting
ayon kay Wiseman ika-17 ng Hulyo, 2006
An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.
Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.
#hate mail #e-mail slap #paperless smack down #mean mail #classless e-mail
ayon kay Wiseman ika-13 ng Hulyo, 2006
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