6 definitions by woundedgazelle

someone who manages to enter and exit intimate situations with ninja-like stealth. also used to describe someone highly skilled in the art of sex.
-"at the beginning of the night i had no intention of bringing him home, but before i knew it we were in my bed."
-"my goodness! well, was he good?"
-"amazing. but after we were done i closed my eyes for a sec, and just like that he vanished without a trace."
-"ahh, a sexual ninja."
ayon kay woundedgazelle ika-12 ng Disyembre, 2005
in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner
- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."
ayon kay woundedgazelle ika-14 ng Hulyo, 2005
wanting someone purely for their mind - has nothing to do with sexual attraction.
"i have such a brain crush on this kid in my philoshophy class. sure hes 5'3" and clearly never combs his hair, but he is so witty and articulate."
ayon kay woundedgazelle ika-12 ng Disyembre, 2005
derived from the verb lactate, this occurs when a man's sweat marks on his shirt are concentrated around his man-boobs
"ew look at those old guys playing basketball"
"aw man, that fat dude is totally mactating"
ayon kay woundedgazelle ika-13 ng Agosto, 2005
Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"
- "So is he your boyfriend or what?"
- "Nah, we're still in negotiations."
ayon kay woundedgazelle ika-14 ng Hulyo, 2005
emotional pornography. common in literature and film, emo-nography is characterized by eggregious use of unrequited loves, alcoholic mothers, children with cancer, and a predictable variety of other cliched heart-wrenchers. despite their obvious lack of artistic merit, emo-nographic works tend to be a source of guilty pleasure.
A: omg i just read "the notebook" and it is totally better than the movie; i'll let you borrow it if you want.

B: if i was interested in emo-nography i'd sit at home with a box of tissues in front of the lifetime channel.
ayon kay woundedgazelle ika-15 ng Mayo, 2006

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