A previous entry had only half of the definition. The Abraham Lincoln is a two-part sex act. First, your girl blows you, and then pulls out and lets you come on her face. Then you pull out some pubic hairs and throw them on her face, then making her resemble Abraham Lincoln's beard.

Then after you've recouped, you bend your girl over and pound her doggiestyle, and right before you come, you say "It's a beautiful day at the theater, Mr. Lincoln!" and then pull out and shoot your load on the back of your girlie's head.
I Abraham Lincolned my girlfriend last night, and she broke up with me.
ayon kay Jaydawg53 ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2005
The sixteenth president of the United States of America, and in this author's opinion a great example of what America is supposed to be about. A strong leader during a time of crisis, he helped to secure the rights of life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of happiness for those who had never known any of these before. His work in starting the Reconstruction was such that not even his successor (and one of the worst presidents the US ever had, in the author's opinion), Andrew Johnson, could reverse it. A leader of a caliber that not even some of the original Founding Fathers could match. America needs more politicians like him, who know what it means to lead a free country.
Abraham Lincoln. America needs more like "Honest Abe".
ayon kay Kirk0007 ika-03 ng Agosto, 2009
Noun
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."
ayon kay bopyloo ika-25 ng Hunyo, 2012
An oral sex move involving the selection of a lady with a sizeable beard. This will enhance the ball stimulation during a blowjob due to the beard tickling the testicles.
1. "Bought my bitch a fake beard, gonna do an Abraham Lincoln tonight."
2. "Oh look at that girl's facial hair, bet she gives a great Abraham Lincoln."
ayon kay LJ The Man Yo ika-27 ng Nobyembre, 2013
When having sex with a chick, knock her out. Then jizz on her face, around her mouth. shave off both her and your pubes, and stick them on her face. stick a top hat on her, put your head in her vagina and have her sit on your shoulders and walk around, because lincoln was so tall.
awww shit i didn't know abraham lincoln had tits!
ayon kay andrewdavizzle ika-30 ng Agosto, 2006
An awkward, introverted silence that falls over a group of people as a result of everyone zoning out. It's a scientific fact that whenever there's an awkward silence, someone is thinking of Abraham Lincoln, and that these silences can only be broken by invoking his name.
Max: So, I'm thinking of shaving my pubes...

Group: ...

(Amy looks up)

Amy: Abraham Lincoln!

Chuck: Wha--?

Max: Oh, thank god!
ayon kay wikiwikiwerewolf ika-07 ng Abril, 2011
when you jizz on someones face, cut your pubes off and put them on their face, then put a top hat on them.
why are you cutting you pubes off and putting them on my face afteryoujizzed on it?
im giving you an abraham lincoln
ayon kay jenkem110 ika-09 ng Hulyo, 2009

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