Top Definition
Something websites put up so they can afford to buy drugs such as cocaine and pot.
Person 1: Why are there so many ads on
Person 2: Because drugs don't come cheap.
Person 1: I see.
ayon kay Justingraziano ika-28 ng Hulyo, 2008
Acronym for aim down sight.
Most ADS kills in this match!
ayon kay growler420 ika-28 ng Enero, 2010
from 'advertising' like a slang.
i wanna buy ads at google.
ayon kay Roman22 ika-08 ng Agosto, 2007
ADS: Arrogant Douchebag Syndrome. Common disease for tools. People with ADS may not know they have it. Common symptoms of ADS: arrogance, douche, doesnt give a hoot, cocky, sly. ADS usually leads to seclusion from people and can lead to paralysis and even death.
Alex has a horrible case of ADS. He is on thin ice, someone should tell him to stop.
ayon kay Night Hawk Fleet Destroyer ika-05 ng Hunyo, 2011
Absolute Dick Syndrome.

A problem that only applies to the male species usually in the teenage years, passes with gaining of maturity, and common sense.

Symptoms include:
Treating women badly
Making sexist and stupidly inappropriate jokes
Lots of references to size of his and others penises

And behaving like he believes that he is king of the world and gods gift to women.

WARNING: Treatment has not yet been discovered so don't bother the hospitals, the is nothing you can do for now.
Sarah: What the hell is wrong with Matt
Jane: He's got ADS

Sam to friends: I screwed her so hard she's walking strange!
Nicole: Call an ambulance, we have a serious case of ADS
ayon kay Ne195b ika-11 ng Disyembre, 2011
Acronym for:
Alcohol Deficiency Syndrome

The lacking of alcohol in your system.
Dude I'm suffering from ADS here, when is the EDT.

There is no way I am touching that dance floor while I'm suffering ADS.
ayon kay Rob ika-27 ng Marso, 2005
ADS stands for the top three party favourites: Alcohol, Drugs and Smokes.

This means drinking, doing weed (or anything else drug related like, however usually marijuana/weed) and smoking normal cigarettes/cigars/cigarillos.

Can be a verb or noun.
Man 1: Dude, i was ADS'ing so hardcore last night.
Man 2: Same dude, it was a killer night!

Girl 1: Are you up for ADS?
Girl 2: Sure sounds like a good time!
ayon kay PartyGurl23 ika-17 ng Agosto, 2011

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