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Is a great province. Allot of down talk is directed to it. But most of it is because of ignorance. Alberta is NOT an environmental wasteland as shown by documentary. Shut us down you sure as hell better say goodbye to your low gas prices. Most oil is brought up via Sag D plants Which are very clean.

Edmonton and Calgary are the two biggest city's both approximately a million people. Both Hate eachother for no real reason. The average household income of both is nearly $90,000. Edmonton has a world class university u of a. And what was (until a couple years ago) the biggest mall in the world. Calgary has the world renowned Calgary Stampede and is a short drive from the mountains.

People from every single province comes here for the oil. A simple labourer can make upwards of $80,000. But most if not all of it is spent on drugs, alcohol, strippers, and their trucks even though 90% of them have no use for them but are merely compensating for their small penis.

Yes there are ALLOT!! of problems with Alberta. But the stereotype of what is Alberta isnt found everywhere. If it wasnt for small portion of the population of ignorant pricks and brainless retards who work in the oil industry This province would be the envy of all.
The world opinion of Alberta: I hate Alberta!! they poison the earth!!
Said just after getting off a plain, and driving their car home which is heated by natural gas from Alberta, dressed in polyester clothing, drinking heated coffee out of a plastic mug.
ayon kay Fishman9009 ika-01 ng Enero, 2011
 
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Alberta. No rats. Well, most of the time. Cold for 8-10 months and either scorching hot or not quite hot enough for the rest. Snow in June and 20+ in February sometimes. Hail and mini tornadoes blow across the lands at least once or twice per year, and chinook winds make you feel like spring is coming when really you have about two months left. This is where Groundhog Day is rarely accurate and trucks rule the roads. Oil is a big industry but really, there's a lot more to it than just cold, oil and plains. The Rockies open the opportunity of skiing and snowboarding practically in your backyard, and 80% of small town raised boys are in Minor hockey. City folks pretend to be small town rednecks but really they don't know a thing about it. The stampede is annual no matter what (hell or high water). Edmonton oilers and Calgary flames, they hate each other but it's okay because despite it everything, deep down everyone knows they both suck. A great province with some major flaws but the local crowd are proud to be Albertan.
Alberta, too many words to describe this place.
ayon kay Erry bear ika-04 ng Setyembre, 2013
 
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(alˈbərtə) verb. To aggressively drive one's vehicle as if it had high clearance 4x4, regardless of the vehicle's said ability. Often includes taking three parking stalls. Termed after the driving habits of the eponymous Canadian province.
This road is not wide enough for a u-turn, watch me alberta it.
ayon kay Aaron is Rad ika-27 ng Agosto, 2013
 
11.
A Province within the Dominion of Canada. It was created by an Act of the Parliament of Canada in 1905, also the time that Saskatchewan was created. The land was assembled from areas that were not part of British Columbia (created in 1871) or taken from native people by the United States through force of arms. The Eastern boundary with Saskatchewan was an arbitrary line of longitude established to exclude the use of daylight saving time. The northern portion of Alberta was transferred to the province by Ottawa, having formerly been part of the North West Territories where it was being wasted by native people who wished to hunt and live on their land. In modern times all other citizens are expected to pay homage to Albertans who found themselves parked on top of the world's largest deposits of fossil fuels. The resulting wealth is said to derive from the superior conservative political philosophy of the residents rather than millions of years of geological activity. followed by a bequest of a young and growing nation.
"Let the Eastern bastards freeze in the dark.", said Alberta.
ayon kay gotoveralbertaseveraltimes ika-21 ng Disyembre, 2011
 
12.
The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.
I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.
ayon kay CurvedMirror ika-24 ng Oktubre, 2008
 
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A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.
Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.
ayon kay CoolCat6969 ika-31 ng Hulyo, 2008
 
14.
The leftovers of Saskatchewan.

"Dude, saskatchewan is too amazing for me, time to move to alberta"
ayon kay fsghdkfhsdf ika-23 ng Marso, 2009