A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
ayon kay Candymannnn ika-28 ng Hunyo, 2009
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Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
ayon kay Hank McGuillicutty ika-11 ng Hunyo, 2009