A pompous and inconsiderate person suffering from illusions of importance and grandeur. This person may also exhibit general hostility toward others and display an air of genuine douche baggery if confronted. Such person may make reference to him/herself by using the third person.
Ex: The dude who drives the blindingly yellow Porsche convertible that double-parks each day in the filled to capacity parking garage is a real Ass Clown!

Ex: The dude who just spilled beer on a group of old ladies while plowing through three kids to catch that foul ball at the Royals v. Blue Jays spring training game is a real Ass Clown!
ayon kay EPWONG ika-29 ng Marso, 2011
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.

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"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"
ayon kay Chris ika-23 ng Oktubre, 2002
ass clown (ás kloun) n.:

one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Phat Pat is ASS CLOWN.
ayon kay DEEZ NUTS ika-04 ng Hulyo, 2003
1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer
1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!
ayon kay razer ika-22 ng Marso, 2005
1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an asshat.

2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.

3. An untalented schmuck.
1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.

2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.

3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.
ayon kay RumGunner ika-29 ng Agosto, 2002
A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.
ayon kay A'ss K'loun ika-30 ng Enero, 2003
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.

2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
ayon kay J. Malik ika-28 ng Agosto, 2005
A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.
Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.
ayon kay Mark Whitney ika-07 ng Hunyo, 2004

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