A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.
Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.
ayon kay aguy76 ika-16 ng Disyembre, 2009
1) someone who is a total douche bag,
2)somone who is GAY and likes to "clown around" with the ASS.
1)you fucking ASS CLOWN!
2)you people are ASS CLOWNS....
ayon kay Mr Chillpill80 ika-21 ng Hunyo, 2009
One who works in a Fusion area, and has the IQ of a pile of burning shit
SGT you are amazing stupid all because of you abortion is legal you assclown
ayon kay robert sanker ika-10 ng Marso, 2008
A worthless piece of shit who is enormously incompetent and yet also a gigantic fucking prick. His lack of talent would be laughable, had he not achieved a level of authority or fame that makes him dangerous. He attempts to hide his inabilities by being a complete dick to others. His bubble of self-importance prevents him from seeing that everyone hates him with a holy passion.
Commonly found among politicians, CEOs, self-righteous celebrities, and North Korean dictators.

“Our executive management team sure are a bunch of ass-clowns! I hope the ass-clowns on our board of directors fire every fucking one of those ass-clowns. ‘Hello? North Korea calling. Kim Jong-un wants his entourage back.’ Did I mention what extraordinary ass-clowns they are?”
ayon kay Johnny Mc ika-04 ng Abril, 2014
An epic insult to throw back during a cussing match once all typical words have been used, you know, like dickhead, twat, etc. Often user of the word will have knowledge of Y2J and tell people to shut, the hell, up.
"Dick"
'Twat'
"Bell-end"
'Knob'
"Assclown"
'?'
ayon kay Choadfish ika-04 ng Disyembre, 2013
A professional in the entertainment industry that specializes in Ass-clownery. The professional typically makes gags and jokes by touching, licking, or otherwise manipulating his/her anus or the anus of others'.

Due to a law requiring anal-douching (mandated by OSHA,) much of the scatological humor was removed and the art lost mass appeal by the early 2,000's.

Many of these professionals are now homeless, turning their stinky tricks on the unsuspecting few who happen to pass by their cardboard huts, or who accidentally wander into a Assclown-Browntown.
Bob: "Did you see that Assclown? He pulled out his hemorrhoids, inflated them and then twisted them into animal balloons!"

Tom: "Those weren't hemorrhoids; it was obviously just a plain old prolapsed anus."

Bob: "You're such an effing Assclown, Tom..."
ayon kay Loin Slapper ika-21 ng Agosto, 2013
A person who intentionally makes themselves appear to look as though they were fun people by doing dumb and exciting, but in reality have low intelligence and no friends.
Zach Richer is such a fucking assclown.
ayon kay King Crab. ika-02 ng Marso, 2011

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