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1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
ayon kay fan ika-19 ng Mayo, 2004
A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
#crosswords #puzzles #clecho #la times crossword corner #portmanteau
ayon kay Morning Sunshine ika-15 ng Setyembre, 2010
a black bitch
Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn
#bitch #black #ho #slut #annoying
ayon kay foppymcfopfop ika-16 ng Pebrero, 2011
An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.
I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.
#haunted house #creepy house #scary house #evil spirits #place of nightmares
ayon kay chets ika-06 ng Hulyo, 2012
A cross between When someone is jacked up or so messy that it looks like a glitch and someone who is rude and Obnoxious and Is such a b*tch (b*tch + glitch
That girl is being such a Blitch that's why I don't like her.
#b*tch #mean #nasty #rude #ugly
ayon kay Thatgirlbeshadydoa ika-22 ng Abril, 2015
(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
Jerod was blitched by Hansen
#blitch #swag #cool #table #omg #oh
ayon kay Ninjombie ika-30 ng Oktubre, 2013
A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.
"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch
#bitch #blitch girl #hitting #guys #law #abuse
ayon kay Lord Haval ika-07 ng Oktubre, 2010
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