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1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".

2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.

2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
ayon kay fan ika-19 ng Mayo, 2004
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A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
ayon kay Morning Sunshine ika-15 ng Setyembre, 2010
a black bitch
Blitch, you smell like fried chicken...damn
ayon kay foppymcfopfop ika-16 ng Pebrero, 2011
An uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn't want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. The word comes from a shortening of the film title 'Blair Witch' because of the building featured in that film. Such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.
I'm not sleeping here. There's a blitch in that field.

Don't go in the blitch.

I just heard a noise over near that blitch.
ayon kay chets ika-06 ng Hulyo, 2012
(verb) To get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
Jerod was blitched by Hansen
ayon kay Ninjombie ika-30 ng Oktubre, 2013
A level higher than bitch.
Your such a fuckin blitch for taking my m&m's
ayon kay G Dizzle G Dog ika-15 ng Nobyembre, 2010
1. an abbreviation for blond bitches

2. word to describe stupid blond women who blog about retarded things

3. referring to any one stupid and a bitch; including politicians

4. dumb bitches not exclusive to women or excluding men
Those blitch's need to stop making retarded youtube video in their panties and then complain about all the sexist comments that get posted. TITS OR GTFO BLITCH'S!
ayon kay Darkseig ika-09 ng Nobyembre, 2010

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