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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
“Dunno, CRAFT.”
ayon kay AKACroatalin ika-10 ng Enero, 2016
(verb) To play Starcraft, a real-time strategy computer game created by Blizzard.
"Hey man, want to craft tonight?"

"Yeah, I need to work on my micro."
#starcraft #blizzard #computer games #real-time strategy #real time strategy #rts
ayon kay DgDeBx ika-29 ng Enero, 2012
An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.
Don't cry, craft.
#dan howell #phil lester #dan and phil #crafting #craft
ayon kay juliaock ika-08 ng Setyembre, 2015
acronym:
Can't
Remember
A
Fucking
Thing

symptoms may include: Questioning ones existance, loss of words, loss of items, repeating previous statements, loss of money, the inability to formulate sentences, repeating previous statements, loss of pants and repeating previous statements.
School: "I did horrible on that test because I had CRAFT."

Work: "I have CRAFT today, please remind me when the deadline is."

Everyday: "She can't remember my name, she must have a permenant case of CRAFT"

School: "
ayon kay Ciiberus ika-01 ng Disyembre, 2003
C.R.A.F.T meaning:

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing.

Used when you have that moment when you keep forgetting things people have said to you.
Aaah for Fuck sake I keep having a C.R.A.F.T moment.
#c.r.a.f.t #memory #forgetting #moments #aaah
ayon kay The-Twitching-Peanut ika-09 ng Enero, 2006
v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.
That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.
ayon kay Ashley St. Claire ika-14 ng Marso, 2003
C-ant
R-emember
A
F-ucking
T-hing
"Had way too much to drink last night, woke up completely CRAFTed"

"Am in a state of CRAFT"
#drunk #comatose #blacked out #hungover #spaced out #blank #amnesia
ayon kay mrmackey ika-06 ng Mayo, 2010
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